Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Mehgan clones

Jared: if I had known you were gonna be this difficult, I wouldn't have dated you. One day I'm gonna clone you, and imgonna make you live with you for an hour. And you will kill you.
Me: how will you know which one would be left?
Jared: it doesn't matter! It'll be a win-win! You'll be dead, but I'll still have you!

Friday, January 20, 2012

Chocolate Oreo waffles

Jared: if you die, I will make gay marriage legal, just in the off chance I can find the guy who invented this and make him my bride.