Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Dust fairies

Jared: have you ever noticed that our house never gets dusty?
Me: what do you mean?
Jared: like for some reason I never see dust on anything. Not on the tv or the fan or the bookshelves. Our house doesn't produce dust.

Can you tell who cleans more often? And to him it's more logical that a house is incapable of producing dust than to think that maybe his wife cleans a lot.

Some random Mehgan and Jared conversations

Oh you can only guess the rest of the conversations.
In this you'll see what stores get Jared going, his attempt at sweetness, and insults that would make any normal wife go to a divorce lawyer.

Also, Jared is really hoping he was conceived to "the heat of the moment" by Asia. His dad couldn't confirm it but told him it was the song if he wanted it to be. What kid wonders these things?