Sunday, May 8, 2011

amelia bedelia cash

in talking about our future hypothetical children's names:

jared: we'll name her amelia bedelia cash. so she'll be ABC and in college, she'll be strung out on drugs and resort to prostitution and her pimp will call her The Alphabet Ho and that's how she'll pay for college
me:we're not gonna pay for her college?
jared: no we will but she's gonna use it all for drugs

im glad he has such high hopes for our future possible daughter

1 comment:

  1. This sounds like it was written about MY husband!