Thursday, May 12, 2011

Damn you, Helen

We're watching the movie "Troy" and Orlando Bloom says "till the day they burn my body, I will love you" or something. Jared decided to add his own script to that conversation.

Jared: till the day they burn my body, I'll love you. But just till I get one burn. If I even so much get a burn from taking a falafel out of the oven, you're gone, bitch.

Then, later:
Jared: lets name our son Agamemnon Priam. "I may be 10 but I'm old and crotchety"

Between our crotchedy son Agamemnon and our whore daughter Amelia Bedelia, we'll prove to be great parents.

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