Me: oh my God, I love cilantro so much
Jared: why don't you marry it?
Me: I will
Jared: I hope you do divorce me to marry cilantro. Id get so much ass that way. It'd be my pick up line.
Jared: why don't you marry it?
Me: I will
Jared: I hope you do divorce me to marry cilantro. Id get so much ass that way. It'd be my pick up line.
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