Me: You don't have to track me down. I just fell asleep. That's why I didn't write back.
Jared: but you've said you don't feel safe in that house. You could've been dead. And one day you will be dead and you're gonna wish I had called.
Me: why? Because I'll be able to answer?
Jared: no because I'll be able to get home faster and track the guy down and blow his brains out. Plus the faster I get home, the better chance I'll have of your body still being warm. Then I can do that other thing. "No, officer, she wasn't raped. It would've been consensual. Calm down, Stabler."