Me: I think we should make Christmas presents this year to save money
Jared: I've got Christmas covered this year. We give everyone fake sonogram pictures and then the next month, we will tell them we had a miscarriage.
Me: (utter disbelief)
Jared: are you in?
Me: you're a terrible person.
Jared: that's not a no.
This one is so wrong! Of course, I had to wait to comment on this until I wiped up the coke I spit out as I laughed uncontrollably!
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