God's sense of humor

On a conversation about people asking us when we're having kids:

Me: I just tell people we're leaving it up to God.
Jared: I don't know, that guy can be kind of a prick. Not sure about babies? Here are some triplets! All girls!! All lesbians!
Me: At least we wouldn't have to pay for any weddings.
Jared: Yea but with our luck, we'd have one bull-dyke, one tomboy, and one lipstick lesbian. Money's going somewhere. 

How big is your god?

Me: I saw a church sign today that said "How big is your God?" and I sent it to Wes. He wrote back "My god isn't too big, but he has girth"
Jared: Does Wes worship me?