Bedazzled.

Me: There's an LGBT safe house somewhere around this neighborhood
Jared: Why do they need a safe house? I thought that's what discos were for
Me: No one calls them discos anymore. That wasn't a good one.
Jared: Ok, give me a minute.
(a minute later)
Jared: Why do they need safe houses? I thought that's what Pottery Barns are for.
Me: No, that just makes me think of the episode of Friends where Rachel is obsessed with Pottery Barn. Try again.
Jared: Ok, hold on.
(a minute later)
Jared: Why do they need safe houses? I thought that's what Bedazzlers were for
Me: Ok, I'll give you that one.

It's not a safe house, but he tried.