Jared, after I took off my shirt, in a "ghetto" sort of voice: Girl you fat.
Me: What???
Jared: Naw baby, fat with a P. I aint gonna cut cha down when I'm trying to get all up in dem guts tonight.
I had to remind him the proper wording is "fat with a PH". But still, this is how he hits on me now.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! OMG! You poor woman!
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