Jared: I had a dream last night that we went out to eat and you told the waitress "we don't have a lot of money but we have a better tip for you" and then you started making out with her at the table.
Me: what's with these dreams you have where I'm a lesbian?
Jared: what's with these dreams I have where I don't do anything about it?
Yeh, Jared! What the hell?!! :))
ReplyDeleteAnd then Jared said "I can make YOU splattered and covered and smothered ..."
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