Jared is talking in his sleep right now.
Jared: you're gonna have a lot of explaining to do at your next job.
Me: why's that?
Jared: you're gonna have to explain some stuff to the people in charge.
Me: what will I have to explain?
Jared: you're gonna have to explain to them why you turned into a giant pile of goop.
Me: why'd I turn into goop?
Jared: I don't know but you'll have to explain why you're a pile of goop.