While watching the show "Numb3rs":
Jared, after undressing: Do you mind if I pause it?
Jared: Because I'm gonna jerk off right here in the hamper and I don't want Charlie to see. His Jew-fro just does nothing for me. What the fuck do you think I'm gonna do? I'm gonna go shower!
Then he called Sheila a perv for sniffing his ass and told her she was too young for that.