I gave Jared a wad of cash tonight, most of it in one-dollar bills. I was able to bring up the fact that he's dated a stripper before. i try to throw that in his face when I can. He found a way to get back at me.
Jared: Now I know where I'm going with all of these ones.
Me: Yeah, i felt like your ex-girlfriend when I realized how many I had.
Jared: Yeah and in two years, you'll feel like my ex-wife.
I'll be his first wife. This one backfired on me.