Saturday, March 12, 2011

What Jared really thinks about me

Jared: there are too many dirt bikes in this store
me: one can never have enough dirt bikes.
Jared: who asked you?
me: how many are there?
Jared: like 12.                                                                                                                                             Me: I need one. Mine are broken
Jared: that's bc you're a goddamn moe-ron
Me: I think I'm quite smart
Jared: nobody asked you
me: so can I borrow one?
Jared: no
me: why not?
Jared: bc you're a goddamn moe-ron
 And then he put his hand on my boob and left it there.

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