Saturday, July 30, 2011

Chub rub fires

I recently bought a pair of cutoff jean shorts, and they get those strings hanging from the bottoms of the legs. Jared did the nice thing and offered to cut them off for me.

Jared: here, let me cut those strings off. It's like kindling for a chub rub fire.
Me: what an asshole you are!
Jared: not the nicest thing to say to a guy with scissors by your crotch.

My husband, always concerned with being nice.

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