Monday, July 4, 2011

Motor. Boat.

Me: You haven't complimented my rack all day. I think it looks quite nice today and you haven't said anything.
Jared: (responds by grabbing my boob)
Me: No, I want words. Words. Compliments!
Jared: Ok, you want words? I gotta word for you. It's called "motorboat" (begins to motorboat me). There. I told you some words, then I turned it into a verb. Words.

A minute later...
Jared: I didn't even get a boner from that. Man, I'm doing great!

1 comment:

  1. OMG! Currently going through a ton of your posts and I am dying laughing! Jared is a riot!