Me: You haven't complimented my rack all day. I think it looks quite nice today and you haven't said anything.
Jared: (responds by grabbing my boob)
Me: No, I want words. Words. Compliments!
Jared: Ok, you want words? I gotta word for you. It's called "motorboat" (begins to motorboat me). There. I told you some words, then I turned it into a verb. Words.
A minute later...
Jared: I didn't even get a boner from that. Man, I'm doing great!