Jared: What are you doing?
Me: Looking at myself in the mirror.
Jared: Sigh.
Me: What? Wouldn't you rather have a wife who likes the way she looks?
Jared: No, I want a wife with no self-confidence who I can berate.
That wasn't said with sarcasm, either.
How many times a day do you have to smack him? :)))))
ReplyDeleteI don't, actually. Most of the time, I just roll my eyes and reach for my phone to update the blog!
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