Q Shapes

Me: Why do you keep taking showers before I even get home? What are you hiding?
Jared: Why are you so suspicious? You don't get suspicious when I shave a Q into my ass hairs, but showering makes you suspicious. A Q shape in my ass is suspicious!

I really had no idea what he was talking about....

Ass Fro

This came from a conversation about ass hair. My apologies.

Jared: I'm gonna start playing connect the dots with your acne. There. Now you feel self-conscious about it. Just like I feel self-conscious now about my ass fro. Oh I like that term. Ass fro. And I just made it up!