Jared's thoughts on Miami

 This is a video from the Golden Girls episode where Rose and Dorothy made up a song about Miami for a contest. Jared, however, didn't agree with them. So he changed it up for them a bit.

Jared: Miami. Miami, you lack style. Murders and drug deals, lost weaves by the mile.

The in thing to do

Our text conversation:
Jared: it started raining and Sheila tried to run under my truck when it started instead of coming inside.
Me: she's losing her street smarts.
Jared: Sheila never had street smarts. Maybe she can take coming in out of the rain back to St. Olaf one day
Me: I love you bc you quoted Golden Girls to me
Jared: it turned you on, didn't it, weirdo?