Numb3rs

Ah, Jew-fro

While watching the show "Numb3rs":
Jared, after undressing: Do you mind if I pause it?
Me: Why?
Jared: Because I'm gonna jerk off right here in the hamper and I don't want Charlie to see. His Jew-fro just does nothing for me. What the fuck do you think I'm gonna do? I'm gonna go shower!

Then he called Sheila a perv for sniffing his ass and told her she was too young for that.

Mehgan-ing someone

Me: "Jew" could be a verb
Jared: You're a verb. As in "I'll Mehgan the shit out of you."
Me: What's the definition?
Jared: Making someone eat a lot of cake.
Me: Why is my name the verb for that?
Jared: Because you make people eat lots of cake. Or better yet, "Mehgan: to force someone to eat something that they don't want." You do that a lot.

I do.