Strip Clubs

Jared: That's the nastiest strip club in Pensacola. You have to have a bullet wound and a C-section scar to work there. Not one or the other. Both. I went there once and you could see coke lines on the dancers' faces. It looked like they had been eating powdered donuts with their noses.

Strippers and ones

I gave Jared a wad of cash tonight, most of it in one-dollar bills. I was able to bring up the fact that he's dated a stripper before. i try to throw that in his face when I can. He found a way to get back at me.

Jared:  Now I know where I'm going with all of these ones.
Me: Yeah, i felt like your ex-girlfriend when I realized how many I had.
Jared:  Yeah and in two years, you'll feel like my ex-wife.

I'll be his first wife. This one backfired on me.